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June 26, 2009

Playaz quarantine selves until "Celebrity Flu" disappears

The Playaz, fearing that they may contract what they believe is a newly formed strain of flu that targets and kills celebrities, have closed themselves away in a quarantine-capsule that was previously only used upon the Playaz' annual return from Playaz Ball.

The Playaz seen here in quarantine following Playaz Ball 2006, will once again seal themselves in the capsule until the unknown virus killing celebrities has passed

This "Celebrity Flu", as the Playaz have dubbed it, has taken the lives of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson. It was also reported that Jeff Goldblum believed he had caught the celebrity flu and cast himself off a cliff in New Zealand to avoid the horrible symptoms prior to death.

Origins of the Celebrity Flu remain unknown to the Playaz, although Bon suggests it may come from geese.

The Playaz will remain quarantined unti the Celebrity Flu passes.

Posted by Phil at June 26, 2009 2:09 PM