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August 11, 2009

Congress asks Playaz to step in on health care debate

Members of U.S. Congress have summoned the Playaz to help solve the national health care debate that has been ongoing and in recent weeks became quite contentious.

Congress would like to ask the Playaz' opinions about reform. The Playaz' stance on healthcare has been seen as quite a radical shift from normal standards to which most Americans are accustomed.

For example, several years ago, the Playaz completely revamped the Food Pyramid, separating from the customary fruits and vegetables, and replacing them with items like "cheetos" and "doughnuts". In the Playaz' healthcare system, the Playaz would propose government subsidized doughnuts, at the low, low cost of $1 per dozen to all Americans.

The Playaz have also been renowned for their work in heavy narcotics. They have cured Wilford Brimley of diabetes with their discovery of "comet dust" (and, sadly, murdered Don Knotts with the same). The Playaz would instantly legalize all drugs under a playa-controlled system.

Also, the Playaz own Dr. Tac would administer free breast exams.

The Playaz are expected to appear before Congress to settle the debate by either rational discussion, or with guns.

Posted by Phil at August 11, 2009 10:58 AM