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September 4, 2009

Playaz unveil "flu-fashion" for upcoming season

The Playaz unveiled their latest fashion design in Barcelona this week - a modified turtleneck that will help you stave off the swine flu.

This daring design is both versatile and stylish. The turtleneck, which has long been a staple of the Playaz' wardrobe, can be easily transitioned into a germ-filtering "mask" to help keep the wearer free from illness.

"We have long touted the many benefits of the turtleneck," Bon stated at the show. "We wear it like this around 99% of the people we encounter regardless of the season. We don't want to be breathing their garbage breath anyway, so encouraging others to follow our fashion lead will also help prevent the spread of the swine flu. At least until I am able to kill every swine."

Posted by Phil at September 4, 2009 10:33 AM