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October 14, 2009

Playaz offering "sex delivery" service

In much the same way as one can order a pizza, the Playaz will be offering a "sex delivery" service to area women.

Now, a woman feeling the urge to sink her teeth into a Playa may call their designated hotline to place an order (The Playaz recommend the "three-meat" special), and the Playaz will arrive at her door in just half an hour or less.

Once the order is received, the alarm will sound and the Playa or Playaz ordered will immediately spring into action to prepare himself to get to you quickly. Brut 33 cologne is always onhand, and the Playaz carry with them special lubes and oils at all times. Speed is our specialty, and we are on the job in a moments notice.

With our specialized vehicle, the F#@&mobile, our sirens will clear away any traffic that will impede our ability to service you quickly. We want to arrive at your door piping hot, and slightly turgid.

Also, keep in mind the Playaz' promise to you: 10" or more, guaranteed, or your next one is free. So call today! What are you waiting for?

Posted by Phil at October 14, 2009 10:27 AM