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November 5, 2009

Shocking discovery! Mysterious "wolf-man" turns out to be Kenny Rogers

In a surprising turn, the Playaz captured the mysterious "wolf-man" who had been lurking in the woods and savaging women who happened upon him, and discovered him to be none other than Kenny Rogers.

Tac was able to subdue the ravenous Rogers shortly after taking aim with his .38 and nearly putting a silver bullet in Kenny's abdomen. Fortunately, Tac suddenly recognized the hirsute country crooner before firing the shot and verified his identity.

Rogers explained that his voracious sexual appetite peaks right around Halloween and the month of October. At that time, Kenny takes on a transformation and feels compelled to take to the nearby woods, scavenging the countryside for wayward women before he pounces from the brush and makes savage love to them. All of his victims stated afterward that their act with Kenny was consensual, and 'wonderful'.

It was after his "capture" that Kenny suddenly transformed from full beard back to a simple goatee.

Kenny stated he will spend the remainder of the year performing a Christmas show in Branson, Missouri.

Posted by Phil at November 5, 2009 10:05 PM