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January 11, 2010

Adventures led to love of drugs, square dancing

Shane Tackleberry passed away quite violently on Monday, January 11, 2010. While the official cause of death is undetermined, it was reported that there were signs of gunfire, heavy prescription medications, lacerations, electric shock, auto-erotic asphyxiation, as well as remnants of a struggle where broken and burned furniture was noted surrounding the scene.

Tackleberry, affectionately known as "Tac" to his close friends, leaves behind a wife, multiple mistresses, and an untold number of children, both legitimate and illegitimate.

Tackleberry was most well known as being one of five Playaz. His dealings with the Playaz led to a discovery of 'Comet Dust' - space particles off the tail of a comet - that could be used as a hallucinogenic narcotic. Tackleberry also loved to square dance.

Tackleberry took dance lessons at the Fred Astaire Dance Studios before being asked to leave the school for impregnating each of his dance parnters.

Tackelberry's age was undetermined at the time of death, leaving no dental or medical records behind. Tackleberry was the past president of the Buford-area Jaycees and was also a memeber of the local Masonic Lodge.

Tackleberry enjoyed spending his days polishing his Rolls Royce, and fighting mixed martial arts.

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Posted by Phil at January 11, 2010 2:23 PM