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January 21, 2010

Attorney to the stars sued many, loved many; dies of pubic lice

Wayne Williams, attorney and friend of the Playaz, represented many famous celebrities and was involved in thousands of lawsuits before he passed away Thursday, January 21, 2010 confined to his bed with multiple sexually transmitted diseases.

Williams was known to have slept with as many women as he had lawsuits. He has been bedridden for over two months after reportedly contracting herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphillis, hepatitises A, B, and C, human papilloma virus, before ultimately being devoured by pubic lice.

Wayne stated prior to death that he would like to leave his lasik-corrected eyes, which now have 20/10 vision, to Moses Malone. Malone had been known to wear goggles during his basketball playing days. It was not clear if they were corrective goggles, or merely for protection.

Wayne's guestbook

Posted by Phil at January 21, 2010 2:10 PM