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February 22, 2010

Afro'd man perishes in foundry accident, roasts self to golden brown

Bon Scott died in an unfortunate foundry accident at approximately 1 a.m. this morning. The Playa known familiarly as "Bon" fell into a large cast iron skillet being forged, whereby Bon was cooked to a delicious, golden brown and was feasted on by a pack of nearby hyenas.

Bon was known for his distinct and intimidating appearance. His hatred of all living creatures fueled his desire to become an entrepeneur in the restaurant world, and his world-reknown cat testicle factory helped Playaz, Inc. grow to the top of Fortune Magazine's list of most profitable corporations.

The coroner noted that it appeared Bon's scorpion medallion got snagged into one of the gears, casting Bon into the super-heated skillet he was forging. Bon, who often works in the nude, was braised to a crispy exterior while maintaining a tender, juicy center that proved too tempting for a roaming pack of hyenas to pass up. Bon's perfectly grilled flesh was consumed in mere minutes.

Posted by Phil at February 22, 2010 3:51 PM