March 4, 2007

Ask Dr. Tac: What is Chuck Liddell on?

Time for another segment of "Ask Dr. Tac"....

What is UFC Fighter Chuck Liddell on, Dr. Tac?

Methadone? 7 Vicodin pills at a time? Comet Dust?

Tac: Wrong on all counts. Chuck is on Nyquil.

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January 18, 2006

Ask Dr. Tac: Comet Dust

1. Tac, can you explain to us the benefits of comet dust versus some of the other "street drugs" out there today?

"Comet dust goes undetected by drug sniffing dogs, work place drug screens, etc."

2. Have you discovered the best way to use/ingest comet dust?

"Currently, the best way to ingest comet dust is to allow the dust to be absorbed in the body by placing the dust under the tongue."

3. Is comet dust addictive?

"Absolutely, both mentally and physically."

4. Can one overdose on comet dust?

"No, not really!"

5. What kind of 'high' does one get from comet dust?

"I would compare the high to an opiate based drug high. Very relaxing with no hang over."

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July 8, 2005

Ask Dr. Tac

Whitney Houston is back in the spotlight with the new reality show featuring her and her husband Bobby Brown on the Bravo channel.

In light of her recent return to the limelight after a previous visit
to drug rehab in March of 2004, in March 2005, Houston returned. So we
turn to Dr. Tac.

Q: Tac, with Houston's recent return to rehab for unspecified
addictions, Whitney has notoriously exhibited strange behavior, lost
weight, cancelled shows, and been arrested for marijuana possession.
Tac, what's she on?

TAC: Excellent question Phil, there are many different
possibilities here. 1) Heroin, highly addictive and would almost
definitely require rehab to break an addiction. Heroin would also
explain the weight loss., but I do not believe Whitney has a problem
with herion. Most herion addicts take the drug intravenously and
Whitney does not seem to be hiding any track marks. Heroin also does
not explain the vacuum nostrils Whitney has developed over the last 10
- 15 years.
2) Ice (Crystal meth) and Crack, highly addictive and could require
rehab to break the addiction. Ice and Crack would also explain the the
vacuum nostrils and weight loss, but I do not believe Whitney has a
problem with Ice or Crack. Ice and Crack are considered trailer park
(dirty) drugs as the cost is very low compared to "Hollywood" drugs.
3) BLOW!! aka Cocaine, a very attractive drug in the "Hollywood" crowd
and very obtainable. Blow would explain the weight loss, the vacuum
nostrils and also the need for a late night marijuana cigarets. The
marijuana cigs would ease the late night cocaine jitters (jones) and
the next day cocaine hangover. So, you ask and I tell you with
certainty that Whitney enjoys a blow for her nose. Very obtainable in
the ATL and anywhere in the US. I would also add that Whitney probably
enjoys a little ecstasy with her blow every now and then. Just a gut
feeling.

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June 21, 2005

Ask Dr. Tac

Q: Tac, what was FSU quarterback Wyatt Sexton on when he flipped out recently?

Tac: Acid, probably liquid.

Wyatt was "stressed out", his roommates said...yeah, right

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