February 26, 2007

The "Current" Strikes Back, Pt. III

"We believe 'Unique Alias' has breached the perimeter of the Playaz' Compound..."

"Yes I know. Someone has deactivated the Cube 9000, lowering our defenses."

"Hammer...would you mind standing a little to your left?"

"A little more?"

"Do you think Unique Alias will survive the carbon-freezing process, sir?"

"I don't know. Why do you think I put Hammer in there first?"

2/27

...the stunning conclusion!

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February 23, 2007

The Current Strikes Back, continued

"I've summoned you - the lowest of Washington DC's gossip bloggers, to scour the globe for this man. He was last seen flying to Japan to rescue someone dear to him. There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds him. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want him alive. No disintegrations."

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February 21, 2007

The "Current" Strikes Back

"Sir?"

wheeeeeeee
ffffwipt!

"(Eesh)..Sir? I'm afraid...we've lost him."

"What do you mean 'you've lost him'?"

"He's no longer in his hospital bed, sir."

"I want every available man we have to be on the lookout for him. Don't fail me again, Admiral."

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