April 6, 2006
Michael Flatley attempts to enter United States; Is intercepted and beaten by the Playaz
Michael Flatley, self-proclaimed "Lord of the Dance", attempted to enter the United States by boat to embark on a tour across the country until he was intercepted and summarily beaten by The Playaz.
An anonymous tip let the Playaz know of Flatley's arrival, where the Playaz met Flatley's boat at the port of Charleston, South Carolina.
It was from there that the Playaz took Flatley to a secluded Kansas cornfield (thanks, Saidah!) and beat him within an inch of his life before returning Flatley back to Ireland, instructing him never to return to the U.S.
The Playaz blame Flatley for all that is wrong with dancing, and in particular, white people dancing.
To see what we mean, please watch this video of a couple of our American friends now living in Northern Ireland, who are afflicted with this terrible, terrible disease.
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Posted by Phil at 8:35 AM
July 5, 2005
Dancing with the stars, Playaz-style
Bon has recently been contracted by the producers of ABC's hit series "Dancing With The Stars" to appear in their second season.
The show pairs celebrities with professional dancers to compete against each other in a weekly show before judges and a national viewing audience. The judges score the dancers, and then the viewers are allowed to phone in their votes for their favorite dancers.
While Bon is an amateur, he is no stranger to dancing. Bon was trained in the art of the dance by none other than Playa Tac. Tac was blacklisted years ago by area ballrooms and dance clubs when Tac was caught attempting to shave points in a dance competition for local bookies.
Bon is expected to appear with other celebrities such as Conrad Bain, better known as Mr. Drummond from "Diff'rent Strokes", and former heavyweight champion Larry Holmes. Other celebs will be announced in the near future as Season 2 kicks off later this summer.
Don't miss it!
Posted by Phil at 11:11 PM
May 28, 2005
Where in the world is Shane Tackleberry?
Tac will be at the U.S. Grand Nationals Swing Dance Competition at the Renaissance Waverly this Memorial Day weekend. Tac is known for his swing dancing prowess and tight fitting slacks.
If you happen to see Tac, be sure to avoid direct eye contact, compliment him nicely, then slowly back away.
Posted by Phil at 11:17 AM