April 24, 2006
Behold, the marketing power of the Playaz!
In case any of you doubted the celebrity status and marketing power behind the Playaz, I urge you to click on the link below and observe the A-list celebs chosen to help promote this person's products:
Back in December, Julia (the creator of this design) was kind enough to send the Playaz free t-shirts...knowing full well her product would take off if we were seen wearing them.
If you have a product that you are trying to get out into the market and need that one break, that one chance at maximum exposure, send it to us, for free. You are guaranteed riches and success.
And while you're at it, go buy one of Julia's shirts. A percentage of the proceeds go towards breast cancer research, so it is for a worthy cause.
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October 13, 2005
Another satisfied customer
Ladies! Are you tired of wondering what you're going to wear to the next Blogger Happy Hour? Always complaining that you hate your clothes? Are you having dreams about the Playaz, and just can't seem to get them out of your mind (I'm looking in your direction, MPL)?
Well, worry no more! Wear the hottest clothes, featuring the hottest men on the planet, and just a click away at the Playaz Mall!
Featured above is a lovely "Dancing Bon" spaghetti strap 't'. I can assure you this young lady was the talk of the town with her cutting edge fashion, and the envy of all her friends. Her husband was probably so jealous of having Bon nestled in between her bosom that he made sweet love to her all night long.
So what are you waiting for? Click on our link in the sidebar and visit our online store. Can't find what you're looking for? Let me know and I will customize your order.
Order today! While supplies last!
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May 24, 2005
Jesus medallions, and other heavenly thoughts
I found something slightly disturbing today on the wonderful world of the internet. Yes, even more disturbing than cat porn.
It is the "Jesus Head" medallion.
Why is it disturbing? I'm not really sure. Why is my mustache
disturbing? It is a question no one can really answer. Bon himself
wears a medallion, but it is of a scorpion and not a blasphemous
reference to the Lord's death and resurrection.
But is this any different than someone wearing a gold cross? I really
can't tell. Doesn't the Lord say 'you cannot serve God and money'? I would suspect Jesus's head just prior to His crucifixion covered in 18K gold and a crown of thorns in diamonds would sort of contradict itself. You be thejudge.
>Jesus is depicted here telling the rich young ruler he will not enter the kingdom of heaven without a Jesus-Head medallion.Speaking of heaven, my friends and I were debating about one's entry into heaven. Meaning, when one dies, would they go directly to heaven or hell, or is there a "waiting" area, or, purgatory as some call it?
I contended that one Playa, Manny (aka, the Guv'na) would be placed in
a sort of "time out" box until God deemed him fit to enter heaven. When I was in 3rd grade, we had this hyper-active kid named Jonathan who could not control his actions or outbursts. So, a cardboard box was constructed for Jonathan to sit in, tall enough that he could not see out or around the box, but open where he could still breathe. Jonathan spent most of his 3rd grade existence in this box. So much so, that it was ultimately painted by his older brother with murals of the outdoors o Jonathan would not feel like a complete animal, I suppose. He emained in the box until our teacher saw he would be calm enough to nteract with the rest of society.
I predict Manny will end up in a carboard box of heaven some day.
P.S. I am also disturbed that the topic of "Jesus" and the mention of
"cat porn" are in the same vicinity of each other. I'm sure the Lord
understands a joke, albeit distasteful, when He hears one. I hope.
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