October 14, 2009
Playaz offering "sex delivery" service
In much the same way as one can order a pizza, the Playaz will be offering a "sex delivery" service to area women.
Now, a woman feeling the urge to sink her teeth into a Playa may call their designated hotline to place an order (The Playaz recommend the "three-meat" special), and the Playaz will arrive at her door in just half an hour or less.
Once the order is received, the alarm will sound and the Playa or Playaz ordered will immediately spring into action to prepare himself to get to you quickly. Brut 33 cologne is always onhand, and the Playaz carry with them special lubes and oils at all times. Speed is our specialty, and we are on the job in a moments notice.
With our specialized vehicle, the F#@&mobile, our sirens will clear away any traffic that will impede our ability to service you quickly. We want to arrive at your door piping hot, and slightly turgid.
Also, keep in mind the Playaz' promise to you: 10" or more, guaranteed, or your next one is free. So call today! What are you waiting for?
Posted by Phil at 10:27 AM
August 30, 2009
Panty Raid involving Playaz at California college erupts in violence
A recent "panty raid" involving the Playaz was marred by violence at the University of California recently, resulting in several arrests to go along with multiple stolen undergarments and man-handled coeds.
In what has become a yearly tradition, the Playaz select a University to descend upon where they demand the panties of the campuses' female students.
Generally a peaceful ritual, sororities and women's dormitories unlock their doors to await the Playaz arrival, allowing them full access to their 'unmentionables' and often granting other "favors" to the Playaz.
This year, however, it was reported that violence broke out between the Playaz, student body, and staff members of the University. It is unknown exactly how the mayhem started. Some reports say the Playaz were dissatisfied with the offerings given to them. Others say some boyfriends were upset that the Playaz' seemed to take too many liberties with their women. One sorority house was severely damaged.
Whatever the reason, the spree left hundreds of women pantyless, or in some cases found wandering nude around the campus. Onlookers described the frenzy that preceded, saying it sent the women into "convulsions" and "hysteria".
None of the complaints filed were from the women of the Berkeley school and stated they would welcome the Playaz back the following year.
Posted by Phil at 9:03 PM
August 15, 2009
Seducing Seka, Pt. 2
In a continuation of "Seducing Seka, Pt. 1", Tac mixes sexual innuendo with ultimate fighting jargon in his attempt to seduce the famous 70's porn actress.
Posted by Phil at 9:51 PM
July 14, 2009
Guest Post: Playaz' "class up" new blog "Displaced in DC" with topical, cultural thoughts
New blogger Displaced in DC offered a guest post to the first commenter on one of his postings, without any restrictions on topic and without censorship. That first commenter was me.
So please go over and visit Displaced in DC for a subject that will cause you to search your soul for answers to a question that has plagued man (or more specifically, the Guv'na and myself) for many years.
Posted by Phil at 1:11 PM
June 21, 2009
The Seduction of Seka, Pt. 1
Never before seen footage from Playaz Ball 2007, the Playaz become aroused after stumbling across 70s & 80s porn actress Seka's website. Unbeknownst to each other, the Playaz leave multiple seductive phone messages to Seka (inspired by their mentors in the art of the seductive voice mail, Kenny Rogers and Pat O'Brien).
Posted by Phil at 3:58 PM
May 28, 2008
For mature audiences only
To once again satisfy our many female readers, and to appease Saidah's vocal protests that the Playaz reveal more of themselves on this blog, I have decided to re-post an old blog that featured our infamous Playgirl pictorial in 1982.
First, you may recall this photo, depicting Bon with First Lady Laura Bush and the wife of Russian president Vladimir Putin. (Bon and I successfully seduced the ladies by offering them visual stimulus and other romantic overtures) As you can see, Mrs. Bush is holding the very issue in which the Playaz were featured in various seductive and tantalizing poses.
Second, you may be asking yourself: "1982? Playaz, how could you have a blog posting in 1982?"
Well, the answer is, the Playaz invented the internet in the late 70's. We later sold it to Al Gore. So, we actually have been blogging since that time, but all of you were too poor to own a computer powerful enough to access the internet, and later were probably too busy being stalked in AOL chatrooms to notice we had a blog back then (you can thank Washington Cube for that - another story for another time).
At any rate, click on the magazine cover below, which will link you to our exclusive pictorial from the August 1982 edition of Playgirl Magazine. (warning!: for mature audiences only!)
Posted by Phil at 4:28 PM
April 23, 2007
Get a whiff of our hair
Special thanks to Rock Creek Rambler for inventing this fine product.
Posted by Phil at 9:37 AM
July 30, 2005
For the ladies
Imagine yourself, waited on hand and foot by a Playa in a silken robe...Wayne will burn scented candles for you to heighten your olfactory senses....Allow the Guv'na to massage your feet with his many oils...Bon will sautee a bream for you...Tac will apply just the right amount of tartar sauce to the bream, and will delicately wipe your mouth with a linen napkin....I will strum a Kenny Rogers tune of your choosing on my mandolin...
This blog is for you, ladies. Seduction....Playaz-style.
Posted by Phil at 3:28 PM
August 2, 1982
Playaz to appear in Playgirl Magazine
Exclusive photos!
Guv'na
Tac
Wayne
Phil
Bon
Also in this edition:
Interview with Falcon Crest's Lorenzo Llamas
and
Grenada: Should we invade?
Posted by Phil at 9:05 PM