May 28, 2008

For mature audiences only

To once again satisfy our many female readers, and to appease Saidah's vocal protests that the Playaz reveal more of themselves on this blog, I have decided to re-post an old blog that featured our infamous Playgirl pictorial in 1982.

First, you may recall this photo, depicting Bon with First Lady Laura Bush and the wife of Russian president Vladimir Putin. (Bon and I successfully seduced the ladies by offering them visual stimulus and other romantic overtures) As you can see, Mrs. Bush is holding the very issue in which the Playaz were featured in various seductive and tantalizing poses.

Second, you may be asking yourself: "1982? Playaz, how could you have a blog posting in 1982?"

Well, the answer is, the Playaz invented the internet in the late 70's. We later sold it to Al Gore. So, we actually have been blogging since that time, but all of you were too poor to own a computer powerful enough to access the internet, and later were probably too busy being stalked in AOL chatrooms to notice we had a blog back then (you can thank Washington Cube for that - another story for another time).

At any rate, click on the magazine cover below, which will link you to our exclusive pictorial from the August 1982 edition of Playgirl Magazine. (warning!: for mature audiences only!)

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April 23, 2007

Get a whiff of our hair

Special thanks to Rock Creek Rambler for inventing this fine product.

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July 30, 2005

For the ladies

Imagine yourself, waited on hand and foot by a Playa in a silken robe...Wayne will burn scented candles for you to heighten your olfactory senses....Allow the Guv'na to massage your feet with his many oils...Bon will sautee a bream for you...Tac will apply just the right amount of tartar sauce to the bream, and will delicately wipe your mouth with a linen napkin....I will strum a Kenny Rogers tune of your choosing on my mandolin...

This blog is for you, ladies. Seduction....Playaz-style.

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August 2, 1982

Playaz to appear in Playgirl Magazine

Exclusive photos!

Guv'na

Tac

Wayne

Phil

Bon

Also in this edition:

Interview with Falcon Crest's Lorenzo Llamas
and
Grenada: Should we invade?

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