December 25, 2005

Playa Claus and Larry Holmes wish you a Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas from the Champ

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November 6, 2005

Guv'na receives special phone call while recovering in hospital

Manny (aka, The Guv'na) received a very special phone call over the weekend from an old friend wishing the Guv'na a speedy recovery.

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The call reportedly lifted the Guv'na's spirits enough that he managed to empty his bladder without the assistance of a nurse, although rather unfortunately, no bed-pan was nearby.

Due to the nature of Guv'na's gunshot wound, all phones had been tapped for security purposes, and we are pleased to offer you a recording of the phone call.

Listen!

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October 12, 2005

"Hello. This is the heavyweight champion of the world..."

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Larry Holmes Daily Checklist:

1. Rise.
2. Polish Heavyweight Championship belts.
3. Eat hamburger at my Ringside restaurant.
4. Count money.
5. Call Phil.
6. Take nap.

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