May 4, 2007

The Earth; In good hands

Always working to enhance the human experience here on Earth (hint: The Earth belongs to us! Do whatever you want!)

Also, on May 15th, the Playaz are letting everyone know that it is designated to be a National "Gas Up!" Day. Fill up your vehicles until gas spills out the top! Fill your lawn mowers, leaf blowers, chain saws, and run them on that day! Fill empty containers and allow the gas to evaporate out of them, just to show the terrorists who's boss!

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Bon vs. Nature

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November 20, 2006

It was inevitable

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June 13, 2006

Pitt and Jolie thank Playaz publicly for assistance in birth of their child

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for the first time publicly thanked the Playaz for their assistance in the delivery of their daughter Shiloh in Namibia, Africa.

Tac, an amateur ob/gyn, lead the Playa-delivery team, where Angelina delivered baby Shiloh on May 27th. Guv'na coached Angelina through the labor, and Bon was on hand to cut the umbilical cord.

"We would like to deeply thank the Playaz for all their kindness and commitment in assuring the successful birth of our daughter," Pitt and Jolie said. Jolie also provided another bit of news. Says her friend: "She said she wants the Playaz to deliver her child as well."

Pitt, Jolie and the Playaz sold the "official" photos of their baby to People magazine and granted them an interview as well.

When asked to comment on any upcoming wedding bells, Pitt and Jolie were quoted as saying "we don't have any dates set just yet, but we do know Wayne will handle our eventual divorce."

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April 18, 2006

What condition Kenny's condition is in

This issue hit the newsstands this week, and we felt that it would be best if you heard it from us first.

We do not know who this "anonymous" source is, but we want everyone to know that the Playaz feel that there is nothing wrong with the way Kenny looks. Yes, Kenny has said he is not happy with some eye-work he had done, and we are looking into the situation, but that is all we are going to say on the matter.

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January 1, 2006

2006: The Year of the Playaz

This year we hope to push the Playa-envelope. To start, here's your chance to hear the Voice of Phil delivering a New Year's message on Jett Loe's Letter To America podcast. I really enjoyed talking to Jett and provided people weren't powering down their computers at the sound of my voice, I'd love to do it again.

Stammering buffoon, or masterful genius? You decide.

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October 5, 2005

Be sure and stop by your local newsstand

The Playaz fall feature magazine hits newsstands next week!

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