June 29, 2008
Trailer #2
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May 25, 2008
Record box office receipts are rolling in
Be sure and catch our movie this Memorial Day Weekend.
Due to heart attacks and uncontrolled defecation, no one will be seated in the theater for the first 30 minutes of this movie!
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July 23, 2007
Evil incarnate Harry Potter apprehended by Playaz; put to death
The Playaz apprehended known witch/sorcerer Harry Potter, where he was taken into custody, and summarily beaten to death.
Potter was spotted walking in a park near London when the Playaz quickly seized the boy, then tazed him to prevent him from releasing his magic upon the Playaz.
Potter claimed to go by the name "Daniel Radcliffe", repeating over and over to the Playaz that he was merely an "actor" and not really Harry Potter.
Potter, who used the name "Daniel Radcliffe" in an attempt to escape the Playaz' clutches
"He provided us with a phony name in hopes that we would release him, but we were quite sure, after the third case of mistaken identity, that this was Harry Potter himself," one Playa stated. "We also killed the other three because you never know if they can change their shape and whatnot."
The Playaz were then able to "stamp out the soul" of the boy with their boots being continously driven into the motionless Potter, who succumbed to the Playaz beatings within 45 minutes.
"It was important to force his soul out of his body, because with witches and the like, one never knows if they can bring themselves back to life or turn into a vampire or something."
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May 23, 2007
Booking entertainment for Playaz Ball not as easy as it sounds
A partial list of entertainers that have appeared at previous Playaz Balls:
Don Knotts
Ray Stevens
Jerry Clower
The Pope
Roy Clark
Johnny Bench
Nipsey Russell
Dolly Parton
Now, one would think entertainers would be beating down our doors to perform for us. Not necessarily so. As you can see, we only book big acts - and on rare occassions there are conflicting schedules.
Recently I attempted to book reknown stuntman Rod Kimble.
We discovered Rod through a website set up by Rod's half-brother Kevin Powell. (www.stuntmanforever.com)
To: Kevin Powell (k_powell@rodkimblestuntmanforever.com)
From: Phil Braun
Subj: Booking for Rod Kimble
Dear Kevin,
We would like to discuss booking your half-brother Rod (Kimble) for our upcoming event, "Playaz Ball". The dates are August 2nd - 5th of this year. We would welcome Rod on any of these dates. We are also prepared to offer Rod our couch to sleep on should he require an overnight stay. Possibly even a sandwich.
We would like for Rod to have a set of prepared stunts to perform for us on the date of his choosing (provided it is between Aug 2nd -5th). There will be 5 of us in attendance.
"Playaz Ball" is located at our house (on the beach) in Charleston, South Carolina.
Please let us know if Rod is available on these dates and what we can arrange.
I look forward to hearing from you Kevin (Powell).
sincerely,
Phil Braun
from: Kevin Powell (kevinpowelljams@gmail.com)
to: playazball@gmail.com
date May 23, 2007 1:37 PM
subject: Hello Phil, it's Kevin Powell from Rod Kimble's website that I set up for him!
Dear Philip,
Hello! This is Kevin Powell; Rod Kimble's brother/team manager! Thank
you very much for being interested in Rod as a stuntman and for
visiting the website. Unfortunately, Rod has an event planned for
August 3rd and will not be able to attend the "Playazball"! I wanted
to give you a short list of things that we are working on stunt-wise
and maybe that will get you pumped up for some future stunts/next
year's ball!:
ROD KIMBLE STUNTS FOR PERFORMANCE
1) 10 foot wheelie
2) 3 foot launch ramp jump over TRASH CAN (on side only)
3) 5 foot ramp jump over nothing onto landing ramp (not perfected)
4) Fire-walking (not perfected)
5) Fire-eating (not perfected)
6) Shark Manipulation*
I have discussed with Rod and he is willing to perform any of the above listed stunts even in the testing phase.
**PLEASE BE AWARE WE DO NOT HAVE INSURANCE ANY DAMAGE TO PRIVATE
PROPERTY OR TO ANY PERSONS ATTENDING THE STUNT WILL NOT BE COVERED NO
EXCEPTIONS**
Thanks again and please donate to the Frank Fund as soon as we get the link fixed!
Signed, your pal - K. Powell, (Team Manager).
* 2 foot shark only.
It is unfortunate, but these things happen. If you have any ideas for entertainment at this year's Playaz Ball, I am open to any suggestions.
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March 7, 2006
Playaz arrive at Vanity Fair Oscar after party
I have a few photos I thought you'd like to see from Sunday night as the Playaz were invited to the Vanity Fair after party following the Oscars (part of our promotional efforts for "Six Pack 2" coming out next summer).
Tac entertains the ladies at the V.F. after party
Wayne and Harvey Weinstein laugh about the financial blunder Miramax made by not picking up the option on 'Six Pack 2' while Catherine Zeta-Jones sits in Wayne's lap (Yes, CZ-J carries her old Oscar with her everywhere)
Guv'na gets frisky
Bon arrives in style
"Honey, you were only acting...remember?"
Lindsay Lohan was hitting on the Playaz all night
Lohan and Tac leaving the party
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March 2, 2006
Coming soon to a theater near you!
The Playaz will be co-starring in a new movie release coming out in Summer 2007 with Kenny Rogers. The movie is Six Pack 2, a sequel to the 1982 smash hit that also starred Rogers.
In "SP 2", Rogers reprises his role as Brewster Baker, race car driver who hits it big with a crew of misfits. The follow up begins similar to the first movie, where Kenny's character finds his race car stripped of its parts. Kenny tracks down the theives only to discover the Playaz were the ones who stripped the parts off the car. The Playaz convince Kenny that they have the know-how to get him back on the track and winning again. In exchange for their help, Kenny's character agrees to smuggle illegal meat of endangered wildlife across state lines to help the Playaz fullfill their dream of opening a restaurant together (with a nifty product-placement for "Kenny & Bon's Roasters").
This sure to be Summer Blockbuster comes out in a theater near you in 2007!
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September 5, 2005
Be sure and catch our new movie, STV - 2!
I know you have been waiting for this new movie to come out, starring
your favorite Playaz. Well, wait no more! Our new movie, titled Straight To Video 2 (STV-2 for short), is out tomorrow. You probably loved our first movie (Straight To Video), and now you will get its much anticipated sequel.
STV - 2 will feature even more random acts of violence, with
less annoying dialogue and "plot". This movie features twice as many
jet-ski explosions, firing of two guns at once, train de-railments, and
overall death.
This movie promises scenes of the Playaz whipping people with fire hoses, beating people with a car muffler, stabbing them in the ankles,
snapping humerous bones, eating vital organs, smashing people in the
larynx, jumping into the air, kicking inanimate objects into people's
faces, and severing spinal cords.
You do not want to miss it! It is so good that the studio will not even allow the public to see this movie in theaters. Put your orders in now at your local retail mega-store for STV-2.
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