September 14, 2009
Playaz incensed Kanye West ruined another classy event during MTV Video Music Awards
The Playaz were still livid following Kanye West's interruption of country music star Taylor Swift's acceptance speech during the always classy and dignified MTV Video Music Awards ceremony.
What was otherwise a delightful evening of refrained, sober reflection of the year's most outstanding Music Videos was ruined once again by the flagrant attempt of the rapper West to shock the music patrons in attendance.
As Miss Swift accepted her award for Best Music Video from the Playaz, West stepped in to take the microphone away, acting in a most unprofessional manner and making a pretentious exhibition over who he believed the rightful recipient of the award should be.
This selfish act interrupted a carefully pre-planned make-out session where Madonna was to appear on stage, rip off the dress of Swift and being to make out with her and the Playaz. By ruining the highlight of the evening's ceremonies, West prevented the staged event from taking place.
West then received a completely unplanned and impromptu beating at the hands of the Playaz backstage.
"We've had enough of Kanye West's shenanigans and sullying the reverent, orderly, and classy show that MTV awards shows are always known for," said the Playaz.
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Posted by Phil at 9:59 PM
June 12, 2009
Shoot your enemies with only the best: The Conway Twitty Tribute Pistol
It's the handgun you've all been waiting for. No more will you have to wonder if the person you just shot was "less than impressed" with your pistol of choice. Now, they will know they were shot by the best! The Conway Twitty Tribute Pistol:
The advertisement is a bit hard to read in this limited space, so here are a few excerpts:
- Craftsmen commissioned specifically for this project by America Remembers decorate each working Colt .45 pistol in sparkling 24 karat gold artwork with blackened painted highlights. In magnificent detail, this handsome tribute pistol honors the man, the music, and the legend that is Conway Twitty.
- Left side features a pair of detailed portraits from two very different times in Conway's career. The portrait on the left shows the singer-songwriter at the peak of his career. The portrait on the right shows the young musician in his U.S. Army uniform and strumming his guitar. All artwork is featured in sparkling 24-karat gold.
- Right side features three portraits of Conway. The image on the far left shows the singer in a relaxed pose studying the grounds of his beloved Twitty City. The center portrait shows a classic pose of Conway. On the right is a portrait of Conway in his early days. Between the portraits is Twitty's signature plated in 24-karat gold.....
Order yours today, so next time you can say "Goodbye, Darlin'" before putting the classiest bullet you'll ever shoot into your worst enemy.
Posted by Phil at 12:48 PM
May 4, 2009
When you get the Playaz in the studio, magic happens
No blog today, so instead I'll give you a sneak peek at the latest thing we've been working on. The kids are going to go crazy for this:
Posted by Phil at 9:47 AM
March 29, 2009
Tac ventriloquism album to be released
The follow up to Tac's platinum-selling comedy album "Harry & Tac" is scheduled to hit stores this Tuesday.
"Harry & Tac Live" features the live ventriloquism act featuring Tac and his hilarious partner Harry, with all of their classic bits, such as:
"That ain't right"
"The problem with heroin"
"I'll tell you who don't wear panties"
"Five minutes of awkward silence"
"Harry phones a prostitute"
"Squirrels in the recipe"
"You are making me sick"
"Harry's list of personal grievances" (20 minutes of new grievances added to the live performance!)
...and much, much more!
The album will be available at all Stuckey's restaurant/convenience store locations.
Posted by Phil at 8:00 PM
November 19, 2008
Finally
It may be two years after we suggested as much, but better late than never.
Posted by Phil at 4:57 PM
January 17, 2007
Playaz advise Axl Rose to kill self, but not 'til after album release
The Playaz recently counseled Guns 'N Roses lead singer Axl Rose to go ahead and kill himself, but not before the release of the long anticipated album Chinese Democracy.
Wayne announces to the press that Rose will finally kill himself as he should have a long time ago
'Democracy' has been in the works for roughly 10 years, amidst the break-up of original GNR band members, the shuffling in and out of new members, and Rose's own personal issues.
"Rose's ultimate suicide is really long overdue. This should have happened a long time ago," Bon was quoted as saying. "But, we've waited this long for this stupid album, we may as well get a chance to actually hear it before Rose puts the barrel-end of a .12 gauge in his mouth."
After several unsuccessful attempts to convince Rose to off himself to obtain rock-legend immortality, Rose's public relations group hired the Playaz to step in.
"Their biggest gaffe was the MTV appearance, with that guy with the KFC bucket on his head. Dear God. He made me want to kill myself after that," Wayne added. "Now we'll step in and finish this thing the right way, and put Guns 'N Roses out of their misery."
The latest date for Chinese Democracy's release is March 6th, with Axl's suicide to occur no later than April 1st of 2007.
Posted by Phil at 8:50 AM
June 8, 2006
Land of opportunity
Back in 1983, speeding across the Chihuanhuan desert, Tac dodged gunfire and smashed through cactii carrying precious cargo towards the United States' border. That cargo consisted of Ray Reyes, Roy Rosello, Robby Rosa, Charlie Masso, and Ricky Martin, better known as "Menudo".
Yes, we were responsible for bringing you the hit songs Fuego, and Rubik, The Amazing Cube.
And while we appreciated the music, frankly we were more interested in how much cocaine could be smuggled inside the rectums of Menudo.
Now, the U.S. wants to keep immigrants out by strengthening the defense along our borders. So who, then, will smuggle across the next Menudo?
We will.
In fact, it has already happened. While you sleep, the Playaz are at work. A windowless van with five new, young Latinos, packed with comet dust, races towards the border, where they are left at a "drop house" (and an ensuing mix-up causes them to be held for ransom until their families paid for their freedom, ultimately ending in one of the boys having a hand severed), then on to sign a contract with the Playaz' recording label.
So stay tuned, America. You can build your fences along the border, but you will never keep out the music (or the drug smuggling capabilities) of Menudo.
Posted by Phil at 8:50 AM
September 24, 2005
Albumes de música de Playaz
Many years ago, a few of the Playaz cut some music albums down in Mexico. It is widely believed that we were the inspiration for "Menudo". I discovered some of the Playaz lost classics that once were the top of the Hispanic pop charts. Included are the english translation to the album titles.
"Orchestra & chorus"...."The sound is a tremendous goal!"
"For the first time"
We really aren't sure what the translation is here, and frankly, I'm not sure we want to know.
Posted by Phil at 10:05 PM