August 25, 2009
Guv'na swims off into Deep following Playaz Ball '09
The Guv'na was last seen swimming off into the Ocean Deep, presumably to capture a mermaid or to seek sunken treasures.
A lack of sleep and copious amounts of inhaled comet dust resin caused the Guv'na to vanish beneath the murky depths sometime Saturday evening / Sunday morning.
His whereabouts are unknown at this point.
This marks the second Playaz Ball in three years to have at least one Playa missing either upon its commencement or upon its closure.
Posted by Phil at 9:21 PM
August 23, 2009
Playaz Ball '09 sadly comes to an end
Sorry. We have just been too high to remember to take many photos at Playaz Ball.
Posted by Phil at 6:13 PM
August 18, 2009
Playaz embark on magical journey tomorrow to Playaz Ball
Tomorrow we leave to our mystical Headquarters in the Isle of Palms, where we are delighted by the sights, the sounds, and the smells of Playaz Ball.
We will try and update during the week. You may also follow us at Twitter tomorrow, where we will "tweet" while we tweak on our trip.
Posted by Phil at 4:24 PM
July 27, 2009
World's largest disco ball spotted in the Atlantic, headed toward PB HQ
This ship, carrying what is believed to be the world's largest disco ball, was seen heading across the Atlantic Ocean with an apparent course plotted to Charleston Harbor, near Playaz' Headquarters.
Posted by Phil at 4:12 PM
July 20, 2009
Bon arrives in Rome, Italy following G-8 to make special announcement
Bon was greeted by Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi as he stepped off the Playaz private Gulfstream jet in Rome yesterday as he was prepared to announce that Playaz Ball 2009 was set for one month from today.
Bon, Berlusconi, and Cmdr. Kenny Rogers salute as the Playaz' flag is raised to the tune of AC/DC's "Anything Goes"
World leaders remained in Rome following the G-8 Summit in anticipation of the announcement, and in hopes of garnering an invitation from the notorious party-masters to this years' grand Ball.
"Knowing glances" are exchanged as various leaders find out if they are invited to PB '09 or not
Pope Benendict was spotted with a broken hand after it was reported he had punched through a wall in the Vatican upon learning he would not be invited back to this years' Playaz Ball.
Bon was expected to take in the sites of Rome for the week. He then commented to Prime Minister Berlusconi that he had a craving for some authentic Italian cuisine and where the nearest Pizza Hut could be located.
President Obama immediately flew back to Washington D.C. once the announcement that Playaz Ball '09 was to occur on August 19-23 this year and signed it into law. The announcement overshadowed the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing.
Edit 7/23: See why Silvio garnered an invite to PB '09
Posted by Phil at 12:24 PM