August 28, 2008

Tac photographs UFO at Playaz Ball

Someone trying to contact the Playaz?
(click to enlarge)

Posted by Phil at 9:07 AM

June 25, 2008

God taps Wayne as legal counsel following drug arrest

It was announced that God has chosen Wayne to be His attorney after being arrested for allegedly selling cocaine in Tampa, Florida.

Wayne presents his rate of hourly services to God

God has been under investigation since April, and was arrested this past Saturday charged with several counts of possession and distribution, with additional charges levied for being within 1,000 feet of a church.

Wayne stated his Client was not guilty of these charges, and that He would be exonerated.

God is being held on $86,500 bond.

Posted by Phil at 10:10 AM

March 31, 2006

Melon-choly

"So Bon, now that you're out of prison, what's the first thing you're going to do?"

"I'm going to buy tickets to see Gallagher, my favorite comedian!"

"You can't do that! Gallagher's dead..."

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Bon - it's Conway...again. You can't reverse..look, don't....aw, nevermind..."

"Gallagher is alive, Phil, and I'm going to buy tickets to his show. What do you have to say to that?"

"April Fools, Bon! He was never dead in the first place! But, in your haste to reverse time again to save Gallagher, I think you inadvertently killed the Hagar Twins from 'Hee Haw'. Now, let's all enjoy a terrific show by Gallagher..."

Posted by Phil at 9:00 AM

February 25, 2006

Nooo!!!!!

It wasn't his time!!!!!

We could only do so much without destroying the space-time continuum.

The Playaz are weeping.

Posted by Phil at 10:56 PM

November 28, 2005

The day Don Knotts didn't die

Bon and I were talking the day before Thanksgiving, and Bon mentioned he was taking his kids to see the movie Chicken Little.

"Who's in that?" I asked.

"I'm not sure, but I heard Don Knotts is one of the voices," Bon replied.

"That can't be," I said. "Don Knotts is dead."

"What??!" Bon exclaimed. "He can't be dead!"

Tears filled Bon's eyes, and in a blinding rage, Bon shot up towards the heavens.

Determined not to let this comedic genius leave this Earth, not when he would have been so perfect for the role of Mayor Turkey Lurkey, Bon decided to use his super playa powers to travel back in time to prevent the premature demise of Don Knotts.

Suddenly, Bon heard a voice from the heavens. A ghostly image of Conway Twitty appeared before a distraught Bon.

"You should not use your powers to alter the world's history, Bon," Conway said. "It is forbidden!" his voice boomed.

Bon's grief overwhelmed him. Disregarding Conway's warning, Bon flew at super-speed around the Earth, and the immense frictional force created by Bon's speed caused the Earth to suddenly reverse it's rotation.

Successufully creating a time warp, Bon was able to reverse the course of the world's events back to a time before Don Knotts had perished.

Returning to Earth, Bon told me what he had done.

"Oh yeah," I said. "I was wrong about that. Don Knotts isn't dead at all."

Bon seemed quite pleased by this, and couldn't wait to see the hit movie, Chicken Little.

Posted by Phil at 9:00 AM