June 30, 2009

Candid Michael Jackson photos obtained by Playaz Ball

Some candid photographs of the late Michael Jackson show the deceased pop star in a more informal setting, showing Jackson dressed up as "Bon" at a Halloween / costume party. It is unknown when the photos were taken.

Obtained exclusively by Playaz Ball!

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June 26, 2009

Playaz quarantine selves until "Celebrity Flu" disappears

The Playaz, fearing that they may contract what they believe is a newly formed strain of flu that targets and kills celebrities, have closed themselves away in a quarantine-capsule that was previously only used upon the Playaz' annual return from Playaz Ball.

The Playaz seen here in quarantine following Playaz Ball 2006, will once again seal themselves in the capsule until the unknown virus killing celebrities has passed

This "Celebrity Flu", as the Playaz have dubbed it, has taken the lives of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson. It was also reported that Jeff Goldblum believed he had caught the celebrity flu and cast himself off a cliff in New Zealand to avoid the horrible symptoms prior to death.

Origins of the Celebrity Flu remain unknown to the Playaz, although Bon suggests it may come from geese.

The Playaz will remain quarantined unti the Celebrity Flu passes.

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June 24, 2009

South Carolina Governor discovered with Playaz in Argentina

Missing South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford recently re-surfaced after a frantic search from his staff and family traced him to Atlanta, and then discovered the governor had then flown to Argentina with the Playaz.

Wanting to "get a taste of Playaz Ball", the governor drove down to Atlanta to meet the Playaz because he needed to "blow off some steam" following a recent legislative session in South Carolina. The Playaz recommended the Governor not notify his family of such a trip.

The Playaz suggested they fly on their private jet to a place "even more f---ed up than Tijuana" and wound up in various Buenos Aires night clubs and raves.

Sanford, seen here doing "the robot" at a rave with the Playaz in Buenos Aires

The Governor reportedly reported having a "terrific 3 days" of mind-altering drugs, anonymous sex with multiple women, and a tetanus and penicillin shot before returning home several days later.

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June 21, 2009

The Seduction of Seka, Pt. 1

Never before seen footage from Playaz Ball 2007, the Playaz become aroused after stumbling across 70s & 80s porn actress Seka's website. Unbeknownst to each other, the Playaz leave multiple seductive phone messages to Seka (inspired by their mentors in the art of the seductive voice mail, Kenny Rogers and Pat O'Brien).

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June 18, 2009

Video guide to dating

The Playaz' felt like this instructional video would be helpful to our readers.

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June 12, 2009

Shoot your enemies with only the best: The Conway Twitty Tribute Pistol

It's the handgun you've all been waiting for. No more will you have to wonder if the person you just shot was "less than impressed" with your pistol of choice. Now, they will know they were shot by the best! The Conway Twitty Tribute Pistol:

The advertisement is a bit hard to read in this limited space, so here are a few excerpts:

• Craftsmen commissioned specifically for this project by America Remembers decorate each working Colt .45 pistol in sparkling 24 karat gold artwork with blackened painted highlights. In magnificent detail, this handsome tribute pistol honors the man, the music, and the legend that is Conway Twitty.
• Left side features a pair of detailed portraits from two very different times in Conway's career. The portrait on the left shows the singer-songwriter at the peak of his career. The portrait on the right shows the young musician in his U.S. Army uniform and strumming his guitar. All artwork is featured in sparkling 24-karat gold.
• Right side features three portraits of Conway. The image on the far left shows the singer in a relaxed pose studying the grounds of his beloved Twitty City. The center portrait shows a classic pose of Conway. On the right is a portrait of Conway in his early days. Between the portraits is Twitty's signature plated in 24-karat gold.....

Order yours today, so next time you can say "Goodbye, Darlin'" before putting the classiest bullet you'll ever shoot into your worst enemy.

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June 7, 2009

Playaz Storytellers

From Playaz Ball 2006, the video attached is a behind-the-scenes look at the infamous photo of the Guv'na and his two favorite books: The Holy Bible and People Magazine.

In the background, you hear Tac's disapproval.

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June 1, 2009

Playaz-themed laser show to headline summer at Stone Mountain

The popular Atlanta attraction, The Lasershow Spectacular at Stone Mountain, has announced that the Playaz have signed on to lend their images and adventures to the summer show, bringing the Playaz to life on the mountain in a dazzling light display.

In addition to a show that features traditional local heroes such as Kenny Rogers and Burt Reynolds and favorite tunes such as Elvis Presley's "American Trilogy", Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA", and Pink's "Get the Party Started" (click link for sample), the show will now pay special tribute to the Playaz. Highlights will include the Playaz' space travel, renditions of their epic gun battles with local authorities, as well as special effects-laden erotic escapades depicted by state-of-the-art lasers!

Patrons are encouraged to enjoy a night under the stars at Stone Mountain while they are dazzled by the Playaz lasershow that will titillate the senses. Adults are encouraged to restrict lovemaking resulting from viewing the show to their own blanket per Park Safety regulations.

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May 27, 2009

DC Cookie & baby gamble away future together

DC Cookie was so kind as to send photos of her and baby Jack playing the Kenny Rogers Slot Machine (Playaz' patent pending) over the weekend.

Little did Cookie know, the "The Gambler" never pays out. For inside the housing is the Guv'na, collecting all the coins that used to be baby Jack's college tuition.

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